dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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