Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
it's great music for shaving your balls
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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