I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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