i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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