dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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