Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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