Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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