Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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