shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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