Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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