okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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