i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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