North Korea, Best Korea!
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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