I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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