you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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