mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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