Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.