I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I need moral support for this bender
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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