Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?