He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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