Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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