I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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