So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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