A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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