Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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