Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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