He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
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