Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
