Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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