Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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