I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
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i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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