Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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No stitches, just platelets and will power
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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