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say what?
wanna hang out?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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