Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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