i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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