I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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