just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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