I hate all girls vehemently.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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