i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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