fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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