THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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