I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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