You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
you win again, gameday.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Less talking, more tequila
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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