We got so high we made milksteak
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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