Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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