Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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