I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
you never un-have a 4some
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