would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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