Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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