Where did you get a picture of my penis
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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