I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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