You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
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