Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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